Pondering Thoughts: Just for Fun

A KISS 

as DEFINED  by DIFFERENT PROFESSIONS

ACCOUNTANTS
A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned.

ALGEBRA PRACTITIONERS
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

ARCHITECTS
A kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between two dynamic objects.

CHEMISTS
A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts.

COMPUTER GEEKS
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

DENTIST
A kiss is is both infectious & antiseptic.

GEOMETRY PRACTITIONERS
A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

PHYSICISTS
A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart.

EARTH SCIENTISTS
A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best when recycled often.

ECONOMISTS
A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

LAWYERS
"A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the second part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that two (2) pair of lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes, the same space and time for a temporary period."

PHARMACOLOGIST
A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what ails you.

PHILOSOPHERS
A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for the old.

PHYSIOLOGIST
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

POLITICAL SCIENTISTS

A kiss is, that which will cost your career if experienced with anyone other than your spouse.

STATISTICIANS
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of two minds and hearts.

THEOLOGISTS
A kiss is divine.

ZOOLOGIST
A kiss is the interchange of friendly salivary bacteria.

- - - - A N D - - -

ENGINEERS
I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that word.

Disclaimer: Please don't blame me. Just copied from various sources long time ago, when I'm still in college!