Pondering Thoughts: Women's Computer Problems

Dear Tech Support,

I am writing in behalf of my friends who upgraded from Boyfriend 8.0 to Husband 1.0. They have noticed that the new program began unexpected deterioration over the passing of days ---these include programs that I need to reboot everyday like “wake up, your late 2.1”, “don’t read while eating 1.0”, “flush the toilet 5.0” and “don’t squeeze the toothpaste in the middle 3.2”. They are also constantly being troubled by the program “can we do it here 10.3” which seemed to launched itself right after the installation of Husband 1.0.

In addition, they all found out that Husband 1.0 has a tendency to delete important dates and other important events installed whenever there is a sports event app like nba 7.9 or pba 5.0 and would totally won’t work when a pacquiao fight 10.0 starts running.

Moreover, Husband 1.0 have supporting programs like mother-in-law 7.0 which consequently began the apps Can you cook my son’s favourite food 3.0; You called that dinner 2.0; Do you know how to be a home maker 9.5. Aside from these annoying apps that pop-up unexpectedly, there is also the monthly Where’s my allowance from my favourite son program that they’ve tried to delete but cannot, instead they discovered that Husband 1.0 has a soft spot for mother-in-law 7.0 and there will be an error in the whole system for days if tried to delete.

My friends also complain about the supporting program which they immediately installed called “pregnancy 1.0” which is totally bogus because they were not informed that the program will interfere with their daily routine as well as their figure.  

They are all complaining that they can't seem to keep Husband 1.0 to cooperate while they try to run my favourite applications like shopping 11.5 and quality time 10.5. They are asking me to check if they can install another app to make Husband 1.0 work on their need. 

P L E A S E   H E L P . . . .

Thanks and SOS,

Friend of Troubled Users

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Dear Friend of Troubled Users;

First I’d like to clarify that your friends should write to us directly since they are our direct client. However, since you are a potential client, we will provide an edge and answer your friends' dilemma.

Boyfriend 8.0 cannot be returned after you installed Husband 1.0. unless you buy another workstation and have yourself Secret Boyfriend 3.0. Disclaimer: Secret Boyfriend 3.0 program should never be known to Husband 1.0. And we definitely do not recommend that you get yourself Secret Boyfriend 3.0 since they tend to complicate things and can cause losing Husband 1.0 and facing divorce and lawsuit without alimony. 

1.    Anyway, for your friend’s problem of having to reboot “wake up, your late 2.1”, “don’t read while eating 1.0”, “flush the toilet 5.0” and “don’t squeeze the toothpaste in the middle 3.2” every day,  the simple remedy is to get used to it or another remedy is to launch the nag-nag 5.5 which also works for all other problems encountered with Husband 1.0 except with mother in-law 7.0 program.  For the program “can we do it here 10.3”  you can try to run simultaneously the sharp eye 6.2 and nag-nag 5.5 programs. This will instantly work wonders and you might get additional bonus programs such as special dinner 1.0 and/or flowers 2.5.

       For the sports event apps you might like to try installing a counter app called teleserye 7.8 and chick flick fest 9.0. Husband 1.0 will definitely try to be more accommodating if you install these apps and use it every day and night.

        As mentioned earlier, mother-in-law 7.0 is a difficult application and cannot be deleted easily. Your friends might like to try using the following individually or combined apps: innocent sweet smile 9.0; oh! really mother 5.5; can you teach how to do that since your so good mama 7.0; and of course any other classic flattery applications you can think of depending on the version of mother-in-law 7.0.

       Pregnancy 1.0 is a totally wonderful program once your friends get the hang of it. It has many applications and freebies. This app can also help you in dealing with mother-in-law 7.0. Although it can interfere with daily routine as well as their figure, your friends might find that after Pregnancy 1.0, they can use breast feeding 1.0 to get back to shape. Most clients enjoys Pregnancy 1.0 after a while and even install this app more than once.

FINALLY, as a potential client, we would like to advise you that you do not need Husband 1.0 to install Pregnancy 1.0. You can probably get one anytime you like just make sure you are ready for the upgrade which is baby 1.0.

We hope that we provided you the answers you and your friends needed. As always, satisfaction is guaranteed!

Sincerely

Tech Support


Credits: Joyce Sy