Series 16: "The List" #3 - Thirty Crazy Things I Would Love To Do

This is the 16th series of the guessing game I posted in twitter and facebook. For a backgrounder, please refer to my post entitled "Series 1: The List #3 - Thirty Crazy Things I Would Love To Do" dated 1/29/2012.

#18 Crazy Things I Would Love To Do 

SEDUCE MY SPECIAL FRIEND AND EVENTUALLY DUMP HIM ONCE HE HAS FALLEN

Although I was not able to put into actions my #16 and #17 crazy ideas, my desire to win over my special one did not died down. I continued to do things that would make us closer again. He was my first love and I was his first love… and as the song goes “first love never dies”.

As days gone by, I observed that although he was almost around when I called him, he seems not at ease when we were together. Then one day, while eating in the canteen, a woman came barging at us, telling me that she is the girlfriend of my companion. I could not remember exactly what my action was, but to my knowledge I left them arguing with each other.

Under any circumstances, I hated my special one because of that situation. I was his best friend and he should have the courage to tell me that he has a girlfriend already. I was hurt and in my anger, I contemplated to do actions that would hurt him also. In such situation, my devilish mind was at its best and my #18 crazy idea was hatched. As such, I devised actions on how to undertake my intentions. I called these actions as:

THE ART OF SEDUCING

Seducing is the art of making your love interest aware of your intentions/feelings and hopefully, will reciprocate the same. It requires unique skills, but exciting and challenging. One should be mischievous enough to think ways of seducing someone you like. 

• Strategy 1: Since I know his likes and dislikes, I would tell his girlfriend his greatest dislikes. But I will tell her instead that these are his greatest likes. Example: he despises women wearing mini-skirts… then, I will tell her that she should wear mini-skirts since he likes seeing women in mini-skirts.
• Strategy 2: Pretend that I am not hurt and I can still be his best friend. Thereby, he could confess to me his problems/issues/concerns with her. Then I will give him advises that would make their situation more complicated.
• Strategy 3: I would invite them to a family gathering and I would constantly remind him of our happy days. I would tease him to death even in front of his girlfriend.
• Strategy 4: I would flirt all the way. I’ll praise him even in front of his girlfriend. I’ll see to it that I will always complement his views, giving my nods even if I know that he is wrong.  I’ll be their constant companion, but making sure that I will get most of his attention.
• Strategy 5: Well my friends, so many ways to skin a cat...let me know yours...

THE GUESSES

As of April 10, 2012, a total of 136 guesses were posted in my Facebook and DSampayan Blog. A full listing of the guesses is available at this link: Guesses
@Ven: Let's go and test our skills in seducing boys!