Thursday, November 28, 2013

Pondering Thoughts: Women's Computer Problems


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but no to avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate
------------------------------------------Tech Support Reply-----------------------------------------


Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter the command: I thought you loved me.html, download Tears 6.2 and be sure to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, please remember that overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta 5.6.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-in-Law 1.0. This program runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will automatically crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is  a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and HotLingerie 7.7.

Thank you for your continued support of our products.

Tech Support


(Credits: Ven Rodis)

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