Saturday, November 23, 2013

Pondering Thoughts: Men's Computer Problems

Dear Tech Support


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. 

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6 are almost impossible to keep them running.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,  but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife  1.0. I reviewed the warranties and guarantees, but still I can't find any solution at all.

P L E A S E  H E L P . . . . 

Thanks and SOS, 

Troubled User

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TECH SUPPORT REPLY 
Dear Troubled User

This is a very common problem that men complain about. More and more men around the world are suffering from this predicament. 

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend  7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that  it is just a Utilities and Entertainment ProgramWife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.  It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. 

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not 
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes  Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. 

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. 


Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenanceWife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.  

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers  2.1  and Diamonds  5.0!  



WARNING!!!   DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.  This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system! 

Best of luck, 
Tech  Support



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